all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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