Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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