He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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