well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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