what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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