I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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