I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
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also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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