She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
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