You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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