i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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