forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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