i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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