This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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