Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
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I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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