Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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