Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Randomize