somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
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He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
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Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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