problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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