what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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