Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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