Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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