: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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