dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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