He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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