People in love make me want to vomit
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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