this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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