I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
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Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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