Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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