That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Oh god it's open bar.
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