Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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