It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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