what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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