i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
