You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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