Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
she looked like the before picture.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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