So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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