We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
smell my finger.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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