no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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