Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
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