Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
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He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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