we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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