he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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