no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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