You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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