so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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