awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize
