pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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