There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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