Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?