Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(713): View more from Texas

Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".

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(313): View more from Michigan

so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.

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(647): View more from Ontario

he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?

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(734): View more from Michigan

Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.

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(936): View more from Texas

Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?

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