I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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