is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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