Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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