return my video game
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
