I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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