saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
there was a trapeze. enough said
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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